I'm not feeling well today. No surprise this one's coming first.
Worst People (in no
particular order)
Kim Jong Il. You won’t
be missed. The shittiest thing about
your death is not knowing whether or not your son is crazier than you are. I guess we’re all about to find out.
The parents of Lindsay
Lohan. One of your daughters is a
drunken, desperate, disparaged mess. She
possessed some talent, but you wastrels have managed to squander it. Your other daughter is a walking shirtpin. Oh the places she’ll go.
The Duggars. Look after the ones you have, for Christ’s
sake. Oh, and no more fetus photos,
please.
The Kardashians. People are starving, economies are crashing, wars are being fought, and
the only people fighting for the survival of the institution of marriage are
the gays. These people are decadent,
wasteful, godless ‘human beings’ who make a mockery of every right they’re
given as ‘heterosexual’ Americans. Please dry up and blow away.
It's harder to figure out who qualifies as the Best People. Good people don't get much play...
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