Friday, February 24, 2012

What You Should Know Before The Weekend

I'm-a fill myself with bacon and sushi today. For those of you who feel that's disgusting, go fuck yourselves.

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The Oscars are on Sunday. I know so many people who love them. For those of you who don't, read this. They're 1,000% right. There's even a bacon reference. It's a great read. I hadn't noticed this before, but it looks like the Academy feels that this year, if they push movies that have anything to do with France, the whole event will look classy and sophisticated again. They rehired Billy Crystal.  I like Billy. He's the only reason I'm watching it this year, but I also know he won't be as obnoxious as I'd like. It's Sunday night, what else am I going to do?

I'm pulling for 'Moneyball'. It's not sad or French or one of those movies black people are supposed to feel good about because not all white people are bad. I'm also rooting for my girl Melissa McCarthy. You know she deserves it more than anyone has ever deserved one of those stupid things. Gawd.

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I can just tell I'm going to have a hard time getting through the day. The weather's crap, it'll keep people home, and that'll keep me from getting some stuff squared away here.

Winter, my arse.
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