OWN

I was here late last night, so I don't have much of an idea of what went on in the world yesterday after 1 p.m. EST. I usually take a look at the news first thing in the morning, so there's lots for me to look over.

Oprah laid off 30 people. Times are hard, I guess. I mean, poor Oprah. I'm kidding. Fuck her. I think Oprah's a narcissistic piece of crap for fighting tooth and nail to forget she was dirt fucking poor once upon a time. There is no way in hell she could not afford to pay those 30 people, at least for another year or so. She can give 50 audience members cars or sectionals or whatever the hell, but she can't salvage 30 people's livelihoods. That bitch is a stone cold phony and I don't get why legions of housewives hang on to her every word. They read every book she tells them to read, buys every goddamn toothbrush and throw she tells them to buy... honestly. HONESTLY.

I'm waiting for a package to get to North Bay. I've got a tab open to Fedex. I keep hitting refresh. OCD much?

I'm also working on two proposals now, literally going back and forth between two completely unrelated documents. As exhausting as this is, I honestly believe it's very good for my brain.

So I gotta go do this shit.

xo