How are you, really?
Mittens won. On a more inspired day, I'll tell you exactly how I feel about that guy.
Hostess has filed for bankruptcy. How is that even possible? Twinkies are amazing and when I visit America, I feel skinny.
Pastors have a problem with reality and believe that when it was written that God took a day to do something, it was a full 24 fucking hours. No more, no less, heathens.
In 2012, TVs will be brighter, thinner and more social. As for human beings, don't hold your breath.
Bristol Palin is going back to Alaska. Dear Jesus: please convince her to take anyone she has ever known back with her.
Downton Abbey. I'm going to do something I hate doing: I am going to hop on a TV series bandwagon. I think it's because it's British and therefore it looks really highbrow and I'm a TV snob.
I was recently reminded of how little I care about celebrity babies. Why should I? No one needs me to care. If any of them are born with treatable problems or defects, their parents have all of the resources at their disposal to fix them. If they have ongoing problems, I don't know about it, so I can't care. As for caring about whether or not these little shitmachines merely exist? I just can't do it. Because nine times out of ten, that's exactly what they'll do. They'll exist. They'll arrogantly spend and consume and waste, but the chances of any of them actually contributing anything is slim to nil. Right from the beginning, they railroad the rest of the world.
Also...
I have no idea who Tim Tebow is. I know he plays football. What's he done that has made America love him so much? Okay. Besides football...?
It's God, isn't it. He threw God in there and it doesn't matter what he said or in what context, everybody loves him now.
Anyone?
Tebow who? I'm with you. I also probably don't care which is why I haven't just Googled it to find out for myself. Do you have my brain tapped? I swear I agree with everything you say...either you brainwashed me the last time we were together or...it's a great minds think alike thing...I don't know you well enough to rule out the first possibility =) The only place we differ in this particular post would be your comment on being a tv snob. I think if I had to label myself...I might be a tv redneck?!
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ReplyDeleteAs for the Tebow idiot, you're right about the God thing. He's a quarterback for some football team who prays every time he completes a pass or something. That's all I know, and it's more than I wish I did. ;)
Can't wait to hear your thoughts on 'Mittens'.